8.27.2008

Today's "Already Done" List

So far today, I have accomplished the following:

-contemplated metal babies
-misplaced my phone in my office
-carried a 40lb box of papers around when I didn't have to
-cut my thumb
-broke a stapler (it's not even a Swingline)
-gotten the lyrics to "Love Shack" stuck in my head
-envied a man who works 4 hours a week and makes more money than I do

And it's barely past noon... wtf.

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