7.15.2007

A Letter to My Readers

Dear Bloggeratti,

I'm so sorry to tell you that I've been away because this summer heat wave has eaten my brain. I thought there might be a bit left from which to blog, but that was not the case. I have downloaded a temporary patch to run while I wait for my replacement brain, which I'm told has been back-ordered indefinitely. Unfortunately, this patch comes only with a 14-day trial so please pray to the binary gods that the supplier steps up production and fills my order post-haste.

In the meantime, I have been busy reading uncharacteristic sci-fi novels and articles about "awakening your inner warrior" through astrology. I have imbibed more coffee than one Italian Seattleite should and battled a wicked heat rash that prevented me from finishing my black cat tattoo on Friday 13th. I also got a wicked bruise on my left knee. The gods were not smiling.

There are a few other chunks of randomocity I'd like to share, so here we go...
  • I continue to rearrange the living room furniture until it resembles something I actually find appealing. Still in search of the perfect coffee table.

  • Rescheduled inkage for Monday July 23. I'm very sad to have to wait this long, but my dear artist is getting maaaaaaarried to his partner of 15 years (and mother of his 3 children) so I guess it's ok for him to take a few days off.

  • Trailsfest happens next Saturday July 21 and as such, I will be working as a helper (read: booth whore) for Sarah of Freezer Bag Cooking. There will be enough gorp for everyone, and then some. And there will be goats, but not in conjunction with FBC. Good times.

Stay tuned for more poignant commentary after Sunday's first cup of coffee has been consumed...

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